May 2013
118 posts
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Sean Hale's - Top Ten Answers to Questions Asked...
evilyntent:
10. Yes, ma’am, those are all real tattoos. 9. If it smells like feet, that’s my bag, if it smells like wet dog, that’s my teammate’s. 8. Yes, we all came in that car. 7. Seven. Though admittedly you’re not supposed to have more than four in a room. 6. Yes, the nearest liquor store. But if my captain asks, I’m asking where the nearest Vitamin Shoppe is. 5. Well, I usually wear...
scribbles-on-paper:
Why can’t I get paid to Roller derby
I know right? I WANTS MONEYS NOW!
It's all in who you know . . . .
lonelystripe:
I think I’ve been blacklisted … . .
That’s a hard truth to swallow. But it seems as of late I am finding it more and more difficult to staff myself into any Regulation/sanctioned bouts … and this is with multiple leagues. I’ve had some chats with some friendly zebras in my area and by friendly I mean those who I trust a little bit more than I would a rabid Possum that I discovered...
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HELP WANTED - derby girls.
901dangermau5:
Genuinely need to know if anyone has any suggestions!
I’m thinking antiks but I haven’t tried any. I have wide feet but I’m really small so they need to be light.
Any suggestions on vanilla brass knuckles or bronts? Feedback MUCHO APPRECIATED!!
BWAHAHA! ‘Bronts’. I think you mean Bonts. Well it’s all about what flavour you like really, if you like high...
When I have no bouts scheduled and there's a call...
derbyref:
BWAHAHA! Yes.
MoCo Showdown: FSRD's Black-Eyed Suzies vs. PRDR's... →
dread-alert:
Free State Roller Derby’s Black Eyed Suzies vs. Pottstown Roller Derby Rockstars’ Blockstars
Hello, Tumblr.
Look at your sport, now back to roller derby, now back at your sport, now back to roller derby. Sadly, it isn’t roller derby, but if it stopped being lame and put on some skates, it could look like it’s roller derby. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re at Rockville...
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jjthebohemian asked: And I'm back in your ask. :p My derby sister Bonita Reckless (Bre Wadley) announced that she was starting a project with you on facebook last night and I just about shit myself. <3 Can't wait to see what it is! :)
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That moment in derby when you realise that only by...
But but exercise is hard unless it’s skating! >.<
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Why having bangs sucks sometimes...
This is me when I have to tuck my fringe up into my helmet. I have a HUGE forehead and I look a bit derp
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When you're driving home from the bout you just...
Quiz: Should you be a derby ref? →
hsteeves:
A Cosmo quiz. (With less misogyny.)
Very well done
creosotequeen:
Plan: once I run a half-marathon, I can start thinking about joining a roller derby team.
Or just join a derby team anyways!
When I try to barrel roll out of a fall
rollerboom:
Nawwwwwwwww lookit da puppeh!
How I'll be at derby tomorrow after practice was...
hittypryde:
Derp skating!
GUYS
power-squirrel:
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
I GOT ROLLER SKATES!
I took them to the rink briefly because I HAD TO TRY THEM OUT.
OH MY GOD SO AMAZING.
I would have stayed longer but there were so many kids and frankly, they could skate better than me. Some of them were doing super fancy dance moves.
I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM.
I LOVE MY DAD FOR DRIVING A STUPID AMOUNT BECAUSE THE ONLY...
mygiffeduplife:
rollerderbynerd:
mygiffeduplife:
Friend: Would you be nervous if you met Rebel Wilson? Me: I’d have to work really hard to not lose my shit. And I’d probably be shaking. Much in the same way I’d be shaking if Demanda Riot was lining me up for a hit. Friend: Who? Me: Friend: That’s Rebel? Me: I’m gonna hit you now.
BWAHAHAHA! Yes, Rebel Wilson moonlights as Demanda Riot :|
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When I walk into the venue
derbyref:
LIKE. A. BOSS. >.<
Dancing at the After Party
rollerboom:
Some skaters:
Me:
Yep dats me!
gwanimal:
Official timeouts
BWAHAHA!
masterjedioffrench:
Just read the roman numerals on the back of some kid’s cap as Multiplayer / Direction of Play / Multiplayer / Low Block / Cutting / Cutting / Cutting… instead of MCMLXXXV (i.e. 1985). It wasn’t until the V that I realized what was up. And only because V is not a code letter.
I was seriously wondering why there would be a string of eight penalties, too, when skaters are only...
slamwise-gamgee:
I did 19 laps in 5:00 minutes tonight.
I’m never going to get 27.
Yep it sucks balls. All I can say is that you will get there with time
Defect: !!!!!!! →
defect:
When I started off this year, I was miserable, I was told I needed to work on my hits to be able to play in scrimmages in our off season. I wasn’t fast enough, my form was no good to be a skater. I had taken a step back from roller derby for six months and tonight was my first night back with my…
You did BURPEES in your SKATES? Well done!
Just colored my gumball toestops. I love it! For...
missprg:
COOL! I wanna see pictures!
