May 2012
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your mum is a unicorn: Insanity, Day #4 →
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…and I mean the workout, not the brain issues (though they’re still there, just hiding under a layer of glitter, confetti, derby, and medically-prescribed distractions).
Today was “easy”. It was cardio recovery, so it wasn’t all of the crazy jumping and burpees and plyo work, but it was still…
I applaude you for doing the Insanity workout, which I have bought but I’m...
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Roller Derby Nerd; Feminist HATES Roller Derby →
It’s up finally after the husband hogged the bandwidth all last night *shakes fist*
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New video SOOON
New video should be up tonight, imma edit like a boss >__<
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Getting Into Derby Shape →
captainpainway:
I outline my plans for getting back into “derby shape”. There’s no set time limit or goal weight; I just want to be able to kick some asses on the track.
Cannot believe you are going to do the P90X, that is hard core. Good luck to ya!
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beltloop:
I got a skate to the vagina last night. The coach said it’s called skate rape.
It hurt so bad, but it was so fucking funny.
Now I think I bruised something down there. Ouch.
Mkay it’s just a little bit funny, you bruised your lady garden!
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rock-and-roll-refugee:
Since I no longer have German class or a boyfriend, roller derby consumes my life.
Welcome to roller derby! You have joined the dark side
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Turn on ignition. Begin journey. Do not skip... →
wendylaray:
Liz Vicious (what a badass name) came along with Anita Beam from the Chemical Valley Roller Girls in Charleston to work with us today.
These girls may weigh like 10-20 pounds more than I do, but damn can they hit. They taught us a lot of positional blocking and strategy today. They also taught us…
Big ladies hit like a brick wall, and I love it. I’m actually thinking...
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After every derby practice:
warpspeedromeo:
1. AW YEAH LET’S SKATE FOREVER I AM SO PUMPED LET’S GO LET’S SKATE ACROSS THE WHOLE WORLD
2. Get home. EAT EVERYTHING.
3. Realize you are fucking exhausted and never want to move again.
BAHAHAHA! Yeah that pretty accurately described my post derby practice routine, expect in step 2 I have a protein shake so I don’t eat ALL THE THINGS. Like icecream.
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PASSED MY TIME TRIAL!
findme-somebodytolove:
i literally justtttttt made it. but ill take it! Now ive passed all my minimum skills test and i can scrimmage and bout when im ready!!!!
AND NOW I GET A DERBY NAME! FINALLYYYY
YAAAAAYS for you! Now you get to hit people! Just make sure you keep your elbows tucked in for you don’t get ninja elbows like me (I have an old martial arts habit to block all the things...
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Roller Derby Nerd; Epic hits and WFTDA TV →
The video is up! Check it out, like it, share it round and tell me what you want me to talk about other than derby videos on YouTube. Gah! I hope you guys like it! Send me feedback, did you like it? What didn’t you like about it?
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My YouTube cherry is about to be popped
I filmed last night, edited and rendered (export into a movie) today. I gotta say, I look tired and way to serious on camera so I promise to be a bit more peppy next time. Just waiting for this render to finish and then BAM it’s time to upload to YouTube.
Oh gawd I hope I don’t look like a total goofball, even though I am a total goofball >.<
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It's funny that one of the primary reasons I'm...
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Because .. Skates. Also, lighter DA-45 plates. Also wheels. Also laces. Also new pads. Also having a second set of skates so I can skate outside w/o having to change wheels every time.
Paying bills? whazzat.
Dental work? eh. It’ll let me get a Demon Mouthguard… that’ll be nice
Getting a car to replace the one that just died. Hey that’ll let me get to practice with music!
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